How many episodes in 8 season: 149 episodes
Guest: Al Franken, Author, Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them Segments: Bush Asks for More Money from Congress for War Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (Debates)
Guest: Kate Beckinsale (Underworld) Segments: Re-Decision 2003 Rob Corddry (California Recall) Digital Watch w/ Ed Helms (E-mail, and Spam, Its Bastard Son)
Guest: None Segments: Bush Reverses Policy to Get UN Support to Rebuild Iraq Gaywatch (First US Gay High School Opens in NYC; Russian Priest Faces Excommunication After Marrying Two Men) Produce Pete w/ Steve Carell (Cabbages) Stacey Grenrock-Woods (Idiot Protester)
Guest: Cuba Gooding, Jr. (The Fighting Temptations) Segments: Sen. John Edwards Announces Presidential Candidacy on The Daily Show Man Ships Himself on Cargo Plane 'Jewish' Barbie Is a Moral Threat, Saudis Say
Guest: Madeleine Albright (Fmr Scy of State; Author, Madam Secretary) Segments: Israeli Security Cabinet Votes to 'Remove' Arafat Re-Decision 2003
Guest: Charlie Sheen (Scary Movie 3 & Two and a Half Men) Segments: Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (Clark, The New Candidate) Samantha Bee (Evansville, IN Mayor Attends Cher Concert Instead of Attending Important City Council Meeting) Back in Black (Are You There God? It's Me, Lewis)
Guest: Christina Ricci (Anything Else) Segments: ABC Successfully Ships Canister of Uranium Shipped from Jakarta to L.A. WMD Found in Alabama RIAA Suing P2P Users
Guest: Michael Caine (Secondhand Lions) Segments: Emmy Celebration UN General Assembly The 'Aquada'
Guest: Ben Stiller (Duplex) Segments: Alabama Budget Deficit Stephen Colbert (Ten Commandments Controversy in Alabama) Re-Decision 2003
Guest: Jonah Goldberg (Editor-at-Large, National Review Online) Segments: Re-Decision 2003 (The Debate & Game Show Network's 'Who Wants To Be Governor of California) Back in Black (Snapple Becomes Official Drink of NYC, Miffy Becomes The New Family Tourism Ambassador of NYC)
Guest: Jack Black (The School Of Rock) Segments: Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (The CNBC Debate) Rob Corddry (Corddry at The CNBC Debate) Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get (Reverend Al Sharpton)
Guest: Joe Scarborough (Host, MSNBC's Scarborough Country) Segments: Mess O' Potamia (Bruce Willis Visits Troops in Iraq, Weapons of MINOR Destruction Found!) Rob Corddry (New Espresso Tax Proposal in Seattle) Fast Food Restaurants to Offer Healthy Menus The Colbert Rport Promo
Guest: Vivica A. Fox (hug Bill Vol. 1) Segments: Another Guantanamo Employee Arrested CIA Leak Scandal (Valerie Plame Wilson) Commences Back in Black (Telemarketing "Do Not Call" Registry Passes Congress & Senate)
Guest: Rob Lowe (Star & Producer, The Lyon's Den) Segments: Re-Decision 2003 (Arianna Huffington Drops Out, Arnold Defends Himself) Still No WMDs in Iraq Even Stephen (Debate on Iraq Prerecorded on March 15) Rob Corddry (Creed Concertgoers Sue The Band for Not Performing Properly) (Rerun of June 27, 2003)
Guest: Michael Moore (Author, Dude Where's My Country?) Segments: Re-Decision 2003 WMD Report and Reactions Ed Helms (Human Shields) Back in Black (Segways Being Recalled, Hillary Recalls Her Book in China)
Guest: Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY; Author, Living History) Segments: Arnold Schwarzenegger Elected Governor
Guest: Tim Robbins (Mystic River) Segments: Sen Bob Graham Announces Withdrawal From Presidential Race Steve Carrell (A Day with the Howard Dean Campaign) US Introduces 20-Dollar Bill while Iraq also Introduces New Bills
Guest: Henry Kissinger (Author, Crisis: The Anatomy Of Two Major Foreign Policy Crises) Segments: UN Security Council Approves Resolution on More Money, More Troops for Iraq Bush visits Arnold Samantha Bee (Man Suggests Meditation To Combat Crime)
Guest: Angelina Jolie (Beyond Borders) Segments: Bush's Six Nation Tour Stacey Grenrock-Woods (Hippie Town in California Calls for Bush Impeachment) David Blaine Ends 44 Days of Isolation in a Glass Box Suspended from London's Tower Bridge
Guest: Walter Isaacson (Author, Benjamin Franklin: An American Life) Segments: Liza Minelli Sued by Ex-Husband David Guest 20-Year-Old College Student Puts Terrorist Weapons Inside Airliners, Had Warned FBI via e-mail Beforehand. DC Sniper Case Defendant Fires Himself as His Lawyer Kobe Bryant Case Back in Black (Monkey Experiments)
Guest: Sir Anthony Hopkins (The Human Stain) Segments: The President in Asia: Lost In Translation (Australia & Thailand) Rumsfeld Writes Negative Memo about Iraq Bush Believes It's The Media's Portrayal of Iraq that's Negative, not The Situation Itself Ad Nauseam's All-Star Salute To Getting Hit In The Nuts
Guest: Ted Danson (Becker) Segments: Mess O' Potamia (Bombs in Iraq on The Start of Ramadan) Walmart Workers Detained by INS for being Illegal Immigrants This Week in God w/ Rob Corddry (Birthday of Pope, Gay Priests, Malaysian PM Speaks about Jews at Islamic Conference)
Guest: Wanda Sykes (Wanda At Large) Segments: Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (Black Caucus-Sponsored Debate in Detroit) Digital Watch w Ed Helms (Political Sites on the Internet)
Guest: Norm Macdonald (A Minute with Stan Hooper) Segments: Bush's 10th Press Conference ("The 'Mission Accomplished' Sign Meant The NAVY's Mission Was Accomplished") Former Chairman of Tyco found to have put .1 Roman-Themed Party for Wife on Expense Account Produce Pete w/ Steve Carell (Caramel Apples for Halloween)
Guest: Neal Pollack (Never Mind The Pollacks) Segments: New Sprite Commercial LeBron's Debut Kobe & Shaq's War of Words Solar Flares Hit Earth Princess Diana's Former Butler Writes About His Private Life With Her Back in Black (Man Jumps Over Niagara, Man Walks Across The Bottom of Loch Ness, Diddy Runs The City)
Guest: Kyle MacLachlan (The Caretaker) Segments: The Daily Show now on CTV House of Representatives Evacuated on Halloween Day after Security Mistakes a Toy Gun as a Real Gun Search for Saddam Continues as US Army Cordons His Hometown Ed Helms (Telemarketers vs The People) Mark Your Calendar w Samantha Bee (Voting Day, Teddy Bear Day, Mickey Mouse's Birthday, Smoke-Out, Thanksgiving)
Guest: Michael Beschloss (Presidential Historian; Author, The Conquerors) Segments: Local CBS Reporter Challanges New Yorkers to "Fix That Flag" Mass O' Potamia (Halliburton's Excessive Profit Taking, Massive Spending Package of .5 Billion Passes Senate 5-1!) First Ever Openly Gay Bishop Consecrated
Guest: Bob Newhart (Elf) Segments: Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (Candidates Debate on CNN's Rock The Vote) Stephen Colbert ("Sierra Girls Aren't Really All That 'Hot'") Produce Pete w/ Steve Carell (Saffron)
Guest: Colin Firth (Love Actually) Segments: Democratic Governors Replaced by Republicans in Mississippi and Kentucky CBS Pulls Reagan Mini-Series, Bowing To Pressure Rob Corddry is Watching TV (Choosing between "Saving Jessica Lynch" and "The Elizabeth Smart Story") Global Earthwatch w Samantha Bee (The California Condor, The Carrizal Seedeater)
Guest: Will Ferrell (Elf) Segments: Police Raid School in South Carolina in Search of Illegal Drugs (Which Were Not Found!) Afghani Constitution Unveiled Afghani Girl in Miss Earth Pageant Prince Charles Alleged to have Sexual Relationship with his Valet Steve Carell (Best Buy Uses Mr T in Ad without Consent)
Guest: Peter Dinklage (The Station Agent) Segments: Paris Hilton Sex Tape Appears on Internet Bush Signs Act to Expand Cemeteries for Veterans on Veterans Day Pentagon orders over 40,000 Reservists to Train for Iraq Deployment within a Few Months (But They Are Not Ready) Rob Corddry (Schick Releases 4-Bladed Razor while Gillette Releases Mach3 Turbo, Man Invents Beer Neck while Rob Corddry Invents 10-Bladed Razor) This Week Injustice w Ed Helms (Trial of Alleged DC Sniper, Rosie O'Donnell Countersued by Former Magazine Publisher, Kobe Trial)
Guest: Wyclef Jean (The Preacher's Son) Segments: New York City Real Estate Heir is Acquitted of cuddle in Texas: Durst, Who Cut Up Body, Argued Self-Defense Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (Dean Forgoes Federal Matching Funds, Kerry Fires Campaign Manager) This Week in God w Stephen Colbert (NYPD Displays Copy of Qur'an for Ramadan, Israelis Using Bomb-Sniffing Pigs, Virgin Mary Image on Tree Stump in New Jersey)
Guest: Brendan Fraser (Looney Tunes Back In Action) Segments: Britney Spears on TV A Lot Lately Mass O' Potamia (USA Retaliates by Bombing A Dye Factory, Iraqi Chief of Police Calls for Support) 30-Hour Filibuster at US Senate on Fate of Four Judicial Nominees Arnold Ceremony to be "Simple" while California Attorney General Calls for Independant Investigator to Look Into Claims of Sexual Improprieties
Guest: Heidi Klum (The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show) Segments: Bush in England Samantha Bee (Evansville, IN Mayor Attends Cher Concert Instead of Attending Important City Council Meeting) (Rerun of September 17, 2007 -with update!) Ten Commandments Controversy in Alabama (Chief Justice Removed from Office)
Guest: Bernard Goldberg (Author, Arrogance: Rescuing America from the Media Elite) Segments: Schwarzenegger Inauguration Back in Black (Diets)
Guest: James Spader (The Practice) Segments: Embarrassed Paris: 'I don't want to party' US Leaving Iraq in June? Samantha Bee (Asian-American Studies Professor Claims "There Are No Asian-American Men in Mainstream Porno") Produce Pete w Steve Carell (Pumpkins)
Guest: Billy Bob Thornton (Bad Santa) Segments: Bush in England Rob Corddry is Watching TV (Reality Shows about The Rich) Gay Marriage Now Legal in Massachusetts
Guest: Adam Goldberg (The Hebrew Hammer) Segments: Bush's Surprise Thanksgiving visit to Iraq Rob Corddry (2 Million Dollar Powerball Winner Lunch Ladies Keep Their Jobs)
Guest: Sen. Tom Daschle (D-SD; Author, Like No Other Time: The 107th Congress and The Two Years That Changed America Forever) Segments: Thanksgiving Weekend Shopping Spree and Incidents 395 Billion Dollar Medicare Bill Passes
Guest: Alec Baldwin (The Cooler) Segments: Israelis and Palestinians Reach Solution to Establish Peace, Non-Bindingly! Mark Your Calendar w/ Ed Helms (Rockefeller Center X-Mas Tree Lighting, Saint Nicholas Day, A Kid Rock Christmas, Kwanza, Hanukkah)
Guest: Eva Mendes (Stuck On You) Segments: Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (Kerry Uses The F-Word, Bush Cursing In 2000 Rally, Dean Does Not Want To Unseal Gubernatorial Records) Snowstorm in the Northeast Ed Helms (Seasonal Affective Disorder) Global Earthwatch w/ Samantha Bee (Protected Species of Bird is Devouring Rare Fish, Build-up of Anti-Depressants in Sea Cause Problems for Marine Animals, 'Octopus Erection')
Guest: Sen. Zell Miller (D-GA; Author, A National Party No More: The Conscience of a Conservative Democrat) Segments: Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (ABC Debate) Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get (Reverend Al Sharpton) (rerun of September 29, 2003)
Guest: Gen Wesley Clark (Democratic Presidential Candidate; Author, Winning Modern Wars) Segments: Mess O'Potamia (US Forbids Non-Coalition Countries from Bidding for Reconstruction Contracts in Iraq, Halliburton Charges High Price to US Government for Fuel, Iraqi Symphony Orchestra Performs in Kennedy Center) Samantha Bee (23 Cars Hit Same House in Queens)
Guest: Maggie Gyllenhaal (Mona Lisa Smile) Segments: Saddam Hussein Captured Samantha Bee on Reaction to Saddam's Capture from Democratic Presidential Candidates
Guest: Ben Affleck (Paycheck) Segments: Saddam's Hole in News Networks Rob Corddry (PABAAH: Patriotic Americans Boycotting Anti-American Hollywood vs Ed Asner) Back in Black (JetBlue, Hooters Airlines, Bush Wants To Go To The Moon Again)
Guest: Julia Stiles (Mona Lisa Smile) Segments: Long Queues for Flu Shots Comments on Pending Saddam Trial from George W. Bush and Stephen Colbert Your History w/ Rob Corddry (Marine Explorers Find Sunken Civil War Ship with 20 Thousand Gold Coins)
Guest: Natalie Portman (Cold Mountain) Segments: Racial Segregationist Ex-Senator Strom Thurmond Revealed to Have Had a Child with a Black Person Stephen Colbert (Woman Calls for Civil Disobedience against "Smoker Discrimination") (rerun of June 6 2002) "The Return of the King" Opens in Theaters Produce Pete w/ Steve Carell (Hanukkah Latke)
Guest: Tom Brokaw (Anchor, NBC Nightly News; Author, A Long Way From Home) Segments: Democrats 2004: Race From The White House (All Against Howard Dean)
Guest: Elijah Wood (LotR: The Return Of The King)Segments: Mad Cow Disease Hits US NASA Probe Touches Down on Mars Back in Black (Pete Rose Admits Betting, Joe Namath Drunk, Steve Irwin Feeds Crocodile while Holding One-Month-Old Baby)
Guest: Charlize Theron (Monster) Segments: US to Scan Fingerprints of Everyone Entering The Country Stephen Colbert (Louisiana To Ban Drinking and Driving) Digital Watch with Ed Helms (The Camera Cell Phone)
Guest: Richard Lewis (Curb Your Enthusiasm) Segments: Bush Offers Illegal Aliens Amnesty (If They'll Vote For Him) Former Treasury Secretary Claims White House Was Planning Iraq War Six Months Before 9/11 Ed Helms (Conservatives 'Come Out' at UC-Davis) Atkins Diet Craze
Guest: Dr. Catherine Weitz (NASA Scientist) Segments: Bush in Mexico Indecision 2004 (Al Sharpton Digs Dirt about Dean, Ad Against Dean) Produce Pete w Steve Carell (Canning)
Guest: Amb. Carol Moseley Braun (Democratic Presidential Candidate) Segments: Mess O' Potamia (Rumsfeld defends Bush against Claims by Former Treasury Secretary) Michael Jackson to be Formally Charged Rob Corddry (Michael Jackson Impersonator's Job Scare)
Guest: Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE) Segments: Carol Moseley Braun Drops Out Right After Interview with Jon Enron's Former CFO Pleads Guilty as Part of a Plea Bargain, Faces 10 Years in Prison Bush Unveils Multi-Million-Dollar Plan to Send Man Missions to Moon, Mars
Guest: Philip Seymour Hoffman (Along Came Polly) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Iowa Caucuses) Samantha Bee (Long-Shot Candidates)
Guest: Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Kerry Wins Iowa, Dean Not Affected, Gephardt Out) Stephen Colbert (The Simple Iowa Life, Starring Governor Howard Dean) News Media Talks Numbers instead of Issues
Guest: Erika Christensen (The Perfect Score) Segments: No Response For 24 Hours From Mars Rover Mess O' Potamia (Administration Defends Iraq Policy) Indecision 2004 (Candidates in New Hampshire) Rob Corddry (Corddry at The CNBC Debate) (Rerun of September 29, 2003) Global Earthwatch (Report in Nature Magazine Predicts 15 to 37 Percent of All Species Could Be Extinct by 2050)
Guest: Ken Auletta (Columnist, The New Yorker; Author, Backstory) Segments: Breakdancers Perform for the Pope Indecision 2004 (Democratic Candidates Campaign and Debate before New Hampshire Primary, Howard Dean Talks with Diane Sawyer with Wife) Jon's Dean Interview 2nd NASA Rover Lands on Mars
Guest: Richard Perle (Co-Author, An End To Evil: How To Win The War On Terror) Segments: New Hampshire Votes Rob Corddry (Saying Goodbye to New Hampshire) CIA's Former Chief Weapons Inspector Admits Pre-War Intelligence Was "Inaccurate, Wrong"
Guest: Gov. Christine Todd Whitman (Fmr New Jersey Governor) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Kerry wins New Hampshire Primary, Everybody Declares Victory)
Guest: Kelsey Grammer (Frasier) Segments: Condoleezza Rice Spins The News about WMDs Back in Black (Children's Television)
Guest: Randy Jackson (Judge, American Idol; Author, What's Up Dawg?) Segments: Superbowl XXXVIII (Janet Jackson Breast Incident, Commercials)
Guest: Donald Trump (The Apprentice) Segments: John Edwards Declares The South His "Backyard" Bush Announces The Creation of a Panel to Investigate Intelligence Failures Ed Helms (Las Vegas Locals Angry at Britney for Marrying Only to Get Divorced after 55 Hours) Asian Bird Flu Outbreak
Guest: Sen. Bob Dole (Fmr Presidential Candidate) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Kerry Wins 5 out of 7 Primaries, Lieberman Drops Out) Stephen Colbert (South Carolina Primary Reminiscent of The Civil War?)
Guest: Noah Wyle (ER) Segments: Mess O' Potamia (Wolfowitz Likes What He Sees in Iraq Despite Escalating Violence, Halliburton's New Ad) Janet Jackson Incident on All Over News Shows Opinion / Opinion That Is Different From That Opinion w Stephen Colbert & Ed Helms (Janet Jackson Incident) Bush's 2005 Budget Proposal Draws Democratic as well as Republican Discontent while House Budget Commitee Chairman Defends It
Guest: Charles Lewis (Founder, The Center for Public Integrity; Author, The Buying Of The President 2004: Who's Really Bankrolling Bush and His Democratic Challengers -and What They Expect in Return) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Kerry Wins 3 More Contests) Bush on "Meet The Press" Queen Mary II, The Largest, Longest and Most Expensive Ocean Liner Ever Built on Her Maiden Voyage Destination: Travel w Samantha Bee (Why Cruise?)
Guest: Dave Chappelle (Chappelle's Show) Segments: White House Press Conference on Bush's Vietnam Service Records Pakistani Atomic Scientist Admits to Selling Nuclear Secrets to Iran, Libya and North Korea throughout the 80s and 90s ..... and is Pardoned by Pervez Musharraf! Both Mars Rovers Begin Sending Back Images Jon Glaser (Mars Themed Restaurant)
Guest: Paul Rudd (Friends) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Wesley Clark Drops Out as Kerry Wins 2 More Primaries, Dean's Still In It) CIA Director Tenet Defends Agency's Role
Guest: Drew Barrymore (50 First Dates) Segments: Documents Show "In A One Year Period, Bush Recieved Credit for 9 Days of Active National Guard Service", McClellan Struggles Rob Corddry ("Sims Online" Player Blows Whistle on Cyber-Brothel, Gets Account Terminated by Electronic Arts) This Week in God with Stephen Colbert (Mel Gibson Sends "Passion of the Christ Copy to Vatican, Israeli Rabbi Composes Prayer to Help Protect Orthodox Jews from Internet Porn, Creationist Grand Canyon Book)
Guest: Tyra Banks (Executive Producer & Host, America's Next Top Model) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Dean Drops Out as Nader Decides To Run) San Francisco Mayor Allow Issuing of Marriage Licenses to Gay and Lesbian Couples Produce Pete with Steve Carell (Mulled Cider)
Guest: John Podhoretz (Columnist, New York Post; Author, Bush Country: How Dubya Became A Great President While Driving Liberals Insane) Segments: Indecision 2004 (3 More Primaries Today) Bush Criticizes Kerry, Asks Congress To Pass an Amendment to Constitution Banning Gay Marriage
Guest: Norah Jones ("Feels Like Home") Segments: "The Passion Of The Christ" Opens, Mel Gibson on TV Shows Samantha Bee ("Rock The Vote") Great Moments in Punditry (Hannity & Colmes - August 19, 2002)
Guest: Samuel L. Jackson (Twisted) Segments: MSNBC Segue from "Flying Squirrel" to "Columbine" Gay Marriage Controversy Samantha Bee (UC-Davis Professor Claims There Is No Asian-American Men in Mainstream Porno, Shoots One) Back in Black (Sex and the City Airs its Last Episode, and so will Frasier and Friends)
Guest: Edie Falco (The Sopranos) Segments: Jon's Usage of "F**kers" Not Bleeped Thursday The Oscars Janitors Sue Wal-Mart, Claiming They Were Locked Inside During Their Cleaning Shifts, Wal-Mart Launches Ad Campaign to Improve Image
Guest: Mark Ebner (Co-Author, Hollywood Interrupted) Segments: Evidence of Water on Mars President Flees Haiti Indecision 2004 (Journalists Ask Stupid Questions During Debate) Ed Helms (Human Shields in Iraq) (rerun of October 6, 2003)
Guest: Rudolph Giuliani Segments: Indecision 2004 (Kerry Wins 9 out of 10 on Super Tuesday, Edwards Quits)
Guest: Willem Dafoe (The Reckoning) Segments: New York Town's Mayor Marries Same-Sex Couples Mess O' Potamia (Iraq Constitution Approved) Bush Targets Kerry During Speech, Kerry Responds with "Bring It On!" Stephen Colbert (Washington Lobbyists) Back in Black ("The Passion of the Christ")
Guest: Val Kilmer (Spartan) Segments: Martha Stewart Found Guilty Immense Confusion of CNBC Reporter about Verdicts WorldCom CEO Trial Starts
Guest: Ed Gillespie (Chairman, Republican National Committee) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Disturbing Bush Ad, Kerry's Campaign Site Found To Contain Quotes of Kerry Using Obscenities) Ed Helms (Obscene Alabama Junkyard Ad Spurs Controversy) Iraq's Interim Constitution Signed
Guest: George Carlin (Jersey Girl) Segments: Echostar Pulls All Viacom Programming "Passion of the Christ" Reportedly Sold 2M Worth of Tickets Rob Corddry (New "Fiddler On The Roof" Accused of Being Non-Jewish) George Tenet Senate Hearing
Guest: Paula Zahn (Host, Paula Zahn Now) Segments: Kerry Keeps Talking, Thinking Mike Is Off Samantha Bee (Gay Penguins in Central Park Zoo) Back in Black (Republican 18-Wheel Voter Registration Center, Urbat Outfitters Shirt, Californian Politicians Propose to Lower Voting Age to 14)
Guest: Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) Segments: Al Sharpton Drops Out, Now! Indisin 2004: Without Borders (Fight in South Korean Congress, Putin Wins Re-Election, Socialists Win in Spain)
Guest: John Stossel (Author, Give Me A Break: How I Exposed Hucksters, Cheats, and Scam Artists and Became the Scourge of the Liberal Media...) Segments: Kerry Visits Bookstore, Buys Jockstrap From Sporting Goods Store, Has Quote Corrected Bush Response To Kerry Quote First Senate Hearing on Steroid Use in Baseball Stephen colbert (Bridge Player Loses Medal for Refusing To Take Drug Test)
Guest: Mekhi Phifer (Dawn Of The Dead) Segments: Medicare Will Cost More than Promised White House Produced "News Packages" on Medicare, and Had Them Air on Local TV Stations 10th Planet Discovered
Guest: Ethan Hawke (Taking Lives) Segments: Bomb Blasts in Iraq, Wouding Westerners while Cheney is Talking About How Safe It Is Now Congress Discusses whether World Is Safer or Not with Saddam Gone Government Launches Anti-Obesity Act Samantha Bee (Obesity in US)
Guest: Wynton Marsalis Segments: Worldwide Protests against War Richard Clarke Tells All Kerry's Snow Vacation Digital Watch with Ed Helms (HDTV) Great Moments in Punditry (Crossfire - July 16, 2003)
Guest: Tom Hanks (The Ladyhuggers) Segments: Administration on Dick Clarke Ed Helms ("Victims of Gay Marriage")
Guest: Jamie Foxx (Redemption) Segments: Richard Clarke Testimony on 9/11 Hearings Indisin 2004: Without Borders (Taiwanese President Shot, Indonesia Election) Justice Scalia Goes Duck Hunting with Cheney, Before Supreme Court Hears Case Involving Him Back in Black (New Words Proposed Congress Bill Bans)
Guest: Al Franken (Air America Radio) Segments: Powell, Albright and Rumsfeld Testify on 9/11 Hearings Clarke Testimony
Guest: Jennifer Beals (The L Word) Segments: Rice Still Refusing To Testify Clarke Controversy (+ "Robert Novak, A Douchebag For Liberty") Rob Corddry (Company Offers 0 To Rat Out Dogs and Cats in its Residences)
Guest: Richard Clarke (Author, Against All Enemies: Inside America's War on Terror) Segments: Juror Won't Consider Guilt in Tyco Trial Rob Corddry (Spammer King To Face New Law)
Guest: Karen Hughes (Author, Ten Minutes From Normal) Segments: Kerry and Gillespie on MTV Stephen Colbert (Man "Addicted To Democracy")
Guest: Johnny Knoxville (Walking Tall) Segments: Fuel Prices Soar Campaign Ads This Week In God with Stephen Colbert (Lesbian Methodists, Lamb Claimed to Carry Allah and Mohammed's Names, Hindus Protest Tina Turner Movie)
Guest: Jerry Seinfeld (American Express Internet Commercials) Segments: Mess O' Potamia (US Shuts Down Iraqi "Anti-Coalition" Newspaper) Mistrial Declared on TYCO Executives Trial
Guest: Matthew Perry (The Whole Ten Yards) + Bruce Willis Segments: Protests in Iraq Bob Wiltfong (Youth Ministers in Las Vegas Pornography Convention) Back in Black (Athens Still Not Ready for Olympics)
Guest: Melissa Etheridge Segments: Hamas Leaders huged Who Will Be In Charge of Iraq? Samantha Bee (Oil and Gas Companies vs The Hunter/Environmentalist Man)
Guest: Mark Ruffalo (13 Going On 30) Segments: New Bob Woodward Book Causes Controversy Back in Black (Quentin Tarantino, Sharon Stone, Bob Dylan Appearances)
Guest: John Gibson (Author, Hating America: The New World Sport) Segments: Spain and Dominican Republic Announce Complete Withdrawal of Troops from Iraq Kerry's Vietnam Record Rob Corddry (University Professor Writes Derogatory Article About Hometown in Texas)
Guest: Arianna Huffington (Author, Fanatics & Fools: The Game Plan for Winning Back America) Segments: Michael Jackson Indicted New Biometric Passport Regulations Radioactive Fuel Rods Missing From Vermont Plant Samantha Bee (23 Cars Hit Same House in Queens) (repeat from December 11, 2003)
Guest: Bob Kerrey (Member, 9/11 Commission; Fmr Senator (D-NE); President, New School University) Segments: Pro-Choice Rally in D.C. Administration Ties Abortion with Terrorism, Somehow!.. Ed Helms (University of Wisconsin Encourages Local Bars to Raise Beer Prices to Prevent Binge Drinking)
Guest: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (Godsend) Segments: Iraq's New Flag Army's Recruitment Problem Ed Helms (Las Vegas Locals Angry at Britney for Marrying Only to Get Divorced after 55 Hours) (repeat from February 3, 2004) NASA Launches Satellite to Test Theory of Relativity
Guest: Fareed Zakaria (Columnist, Newsweek; Author, The Future of Freedom: Illiberal Democracy at Home and Abroad) Segments: New Barbara Walters Special on 20/20 Indecision 2004: We Love The '70's Edition (Kerry Medal Controversy, Bush and Kerry's Vietnam War Records)
Guest: Bob Woodward (Author, Plan of Attack) Segments: Bush & Cheney Testimonies to the 9/11 Commission Cheney Supreme Court Testimony Great Moments In Punditry As Read By Children (Hardball - February 20, 2003)
Guest: Janeane Garofalo (Host, The Majority Report on Air America Radio) Segments: Bush Claims "A Mission" Was Accomplished A Year Ago, Wolfowitz Optimistic, Bush Speech At The Correspondents' Dinner Baltimore Media Company Bars its 7 ABC Affiliates from Broadcasting Special Edition of Nightline Samantha Bee (South Carolina Still Requires Bars To Only Use Mini Bottles of Alcohol)
Guest: Amb. Joseph Wilson (Author, The Politics Of Truth: Inside the Lies that Led to War and Betrayed My Wife's CIA Identity) Segments: Abu Ghraib Pictures Released Kerry Struggling to Find a Theme, Democrats Fear Back in Black (Advertising Now Allowed on Kentucky Derby, MLB Preparing To Offer Advertising Space on Player Uniforms, American Idol Product Placements)
Guest: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Author, Brothers In Arms) Segments: Indecision 2004 (Kerry and Bush TV Ads) Rob Corddry (College Students Voting for Ralph Nader) This Week in God with Ed Helms (Christianity, Australian Aboriginal Tribal Religions, Judaism)
Guest: Andy Richter (Seeing Other People) Segments: GIANT Mess O' Potamia (Abu Ghraib Scandal) Global Earthwatch (Bush Speaks at Earth Day, EPA Reveals Oregon River Salmon Contained Mercury and Arsenic, Four Endangered White Lions Captured by the British to be Encouraged to Mate) Great Moments In Punditry As Read By Children (Hannity & Colmes - August 19, 2002) (repeat)
Guest: Sen. John McCain (R-AZ; Author, Why Courage Matters) Segments: GIANT Mess O' Potamia (Rumsfeld Testifies on Abu Ghraib Scandal) Bob Wiltfong (Senior Citizen Sues City After His Coat Gets Damaged by "I Voted Today" Sticker)
Guest: Tim Russert (Author, Big Russ & Me) Segments: GIANT Mess O' Potamia (Bush Praises Rumsfeld, Blair Faces Tough Human Rights Question from British Reporter Republican Senator Blames Press for Releasing Photos)
Guest: Ken Mehlman (Campaign Manager, Bush/Cheney '04) Segments: GIANT Mess O' Potamia (Maj. Gen. Taguba Testifies on Abu Ghraib Scandal, Soldier Claims They Were Instructed to Abuse Prisoners, Pentagon Shows Senators New Photos) Ed Helms (Arizona State Legislator Wants To Allow Guns In Bars) Art (Picasso Painting Sold For A Record 4M, Restoration of Michaelangelo's David Nearly Complete, Mona Lisa Starting To Warp)
Guest: Bill Kristol (Editor, The Weekly Standard) Segments: Senators and Congressmen Shown 1,800 New Iraqi Prison Photos Stephen Colbert (New Louisiana House Bill Outlaws Low Cut Pants) Back in Black (Disney Refuses To Distribute New Michael Moore Film)
Guest: David Cross Segments: GIANT Mess O' Potamia (New Iraqi President, Prime Minister & Cabinet Members Named) Rob Corddry (Spammer King To Face New Law) (repeat from March 30, 2004)
Guest: Thomas Friedman (Host & Producer, "The Other Side Of Outsourcing" on Discovery Channel) Segments: Former Iraqi Golden Boy Reportedly Told Iran That U.S. Had Her Secret Code Rob Corddry on Kerry's Potential VP Candidates
Guest: Gov. Mario Cuomo (Author, Why Lincoln Matters.. Today More Than Ever) Segments: George Tenet Resigns Samantha Bee (Illegal Braiders)
Guest: Donna Brazile (Author, Cooking with Grease: Stirring the Pots in American Politics) Segments: Reagan's Life Celebrated to the Extreme by Network Channels Oil Prices Reach 21-Year High Texodus (Bush in Vatican)
Guest: David Brooks (Author, On Paradise Drive: How We Live Now (And Always Have) in the Future Tense) Segments: Reagan's Death Gives Presidential Candidates Chance To Take Week Off Optimistic Campaign Ads New Jersey Democratic Primary Held Samantha Bee (Dennis Kucinich Last Campaign Party) Mess O' Potamia (UN Approves Trasfer of Sovereignty to Iraqis, New Prime Minister of Iraq Has Not Lived There For 35 Years)
Guest: Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) Segments: Justice Department Memos Offer Legal Rationale for Use of Torture, One Note Says Geneva Conventions Don't Apply When It Comes To President Ashcroft Refuses To Turn Over Memos, Biden Reminds Him Why Conventions Exist G8 Summit
